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Time to fire the ayi
Beau and I have decided it's time to end our relationship with the ayi. While we were at first ambivalent about hiring a local woman to clean our house, we quickly embraced the luxury, only for the relationship to deteriorate into a source of resentment and frustration. She gladly took on the task of cooking meals for us when she came three times a week, but has evidently decided this is her only task. In the past four months, she has used more cooking oil than soap or laundry detergent. The bottle of floor cleaner has been collecting dust under the kitchen sink.Read More!
Happy Holidays!
for the love of all that is holy i am not going to talk to you again you dummy
I am never going to win a pissing contest without the hardware, but I would like to point out that if I stop arguing with an idiot it's not because he's right, it's because he's a damned fool and I would sincerely rather address my cuticles and chew on my plastic straw than waste my breath on him.Read More!